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NALA [NOLASTNAMEGIVEN]

5'4", she/her, late 20s

A barista offered a bizarrely large sum to deliver a strange black box somewhere in the ecologically devastated wastes of the dust zone, Nala finds herself lost and unprepared in the dark alleyways of an unfamilliar city. her luck changes (for better or for worse) when she meets Orion, who saves her from street theives and offers to help her, but what do you do when your only instructions say 'shoot the messenger?"

NOTES

can't for the damn life of me draw this woman in a way i like, so images will be sparse. just to be clear, she is gay as fuck and over the story gains a Big Fat Crush on Orion, ok? ok. yeehaw


NOTES

the only visual of Nala ever at all and it sucks lol. made it way back and i am NOT at all happy with what i managed - i don't think it's at all faithful to her actual appearance. cest la vie i guess

Like

Orion slams her dented mug down, making a harsh clank against the pitted metal table. She meets her startled audience's eyes, pinning Nala to her seat, deer-in-the-headlights style.
"I don't just like cars, shortstack. I dont, just, like them. If i just liked cars I wouldnt have made a living overland smuggling. If i just liked cars i wouldnt have fucked around in the Mechanics wing of Greenswood Uni until i knew enough to engineer all-terrain claw augmentations for six plus legged vehicles. If i just goddanmed liked cars i certainly wouldnt be talking to you. Lucky for your sorry little arse i happen to do a lot more than just like cars."
with each successive use of ‘like', Orion spits the word harder, as if trying to permanently excise it from her vocabulary. She jerks her thumb towards the hulking metal shape curled into one corner, dwarfing the minimal decor of the smuggler's tiny flat.
"You see Curbstomp over there? That machine is the result of five years of fucking around, finding out, and hard work. She's got enough engine power to carry eight times her weight, and enough blood/oil cross sharing to run after nearly 40% loss. I've personally driven her straight up skyscrapers without even spilling my coffee. She exists because i love cars, and i love her."
Orion was right. The half-breed car was incredible, as Nala had just recently discovered. Dispite its very clear muddy breeding lineage and ragged outer appearance, the thing was fast, and more nimble than nearly any six legger she'd ever seen, apart from military grade units. It ran like a nightmare, but it ran harder and longer than any vehicle of the law present in the Dustzone.
Orion had launched into a tirade now - "seriously, did you know the only difference between six and eight legs is two brain segments? But anytime someone tries grafting some legs and an extra brain, the whole thing collapses. We still have so much to learn, not to mention oil quality and its effects-" hands moving excitedly, forgotten coffee pouring smoke into the air, stirred by Orion's movement into a cinematic fog, mirroring the mechanic's words.

NOTES

in these earlier bits, i really hadn't nailed down either Nala or Orion as people, and unfortunately that meant i put a lot of Orion's passion into anger. the writing itself is fine, but it clashes with both orions current personality and how she and Nala met. I especially don't like the idea of Nala being/feeling threatened by her only ally in the story.

Safe

It seems like Nala is dreaming, for a moment. She feels that dreamy detached nature - as if only an observer to her own body - as the red alarm lights blare suddenly, and a bulbous mass of auto-flesh guards splatter out of their ports at the end of the hallway. It doesnt feel real, which is probably the only reason she doesn't panic, and simply follows where Orion's impressive gait leads, docile as a lamb. The two women sprint around several of the -thankfully frequent- bends in the facility's halls, Orion practically hauling Nala by her arm like some horrid kite. Once the gurgles of their pursuers fade somewhat, Orion skids to a halt, scanning the walls.
As she looks, Nala stands dumb and still, distantly noting that if she were the girl being hounded through the highest security compound in the region she certainly wouldnt be as calm as whoever happens to be piloting her body currently. She doesn't even react when Orion, having evidently found what she was looking for, digs her steel-enforced gloves into a seam on the wall and bodily rips a section of metal from it, then lunges into the exposed space, yanking Nala behind her and slamming the panel back in place.
There's a pause, as Nala's eyes adjust to the dark innards of the walls.
Curiously, the space lacks the twitching biomass she'd expect: it is instead only populated by cables and hydraulics. As she wonders, reality slowly returns, and she is suddenly very aware of her position.
Nala sits in the centre of the cramped space, one of Orion's arms looped gently around her, the other holding the entrance to their hiding spot firmly shut. Their legs are tangled together, and Nala can both hear and feel Orions heavy, hushed breathing from her place tucked under the mechanic's chin and against her chest. She slumps back slightly, leaning into Orion's steady presence.
Orion stinks, of blood and sweat and oil, and her clothes are rough, filthy and worn. She hears Orion's heart, fast and steady, and her own panicked heartbeat - drumming together, a tiwsted staccato for the world's worst band. The moment stretches uncomfortably, and Nala nearly sighs with relief hearing the squelching steps of their pursuers rocketing past. As soon as the quiet returns, Orion lets the panel go, and it sags out from the wall, hung by unsecured wiring.
Orion detangles herself and squeezes past Nala, starting deeper into the mechanical bowels of the complex without even a glance back at her companion.
Following through the chaotic gears, Nala allows herself to fully feel the burning in her cheeks, and hopes furiously that Orion didn't notice.

NOTES

i like this one. gay shit, horrible flesh lump cops, Orion being strong as fuck, it's got everything. as with all this writing, it's old and has aged pretty poorly in my opinion, but what can ya do. i also like to think that Orion genuinely doesn't notice that her actions are making Nala have a category 5 homo event. she's just trying to keep them both safe man

Sleep

Orion and Nala stumble through the door to Orion's ghastly little apartment, and Nala is too exhausted to even care that she actually feels glad to be back in the grungy kitchen with its single spotless stovetop, stumbling past it to slump at the kitchen island, ignoring its rough metal surface. Orion sags into the seat next to Nala, and lets her bag fall from her shoulder onto the ground. She looks even more tired and worn than Nala does, but she only lays limp for a moment before hauling herself up and approaching the still form of Curbstomp, the sedan's slow breathing meaning it was probably asleep.
Nala watches Orion with slightly glazed eyes, feeling the full force of all the burns and bruises she'd acquired as adrenaline drains from her. Orion steps carefully over Curbstomp's arms, and leans into the metal frame, beginning to softly staccato a rhythm on the hood, making a metallic pang pang clang pang that echoes through the space. Curbstomp shifts, nudging up into her hands, stretching its own six hands as it wakes. It warbles a sort of rrruuoooooo noise reminiscent of groaning trees or strained metal, which Orion mimics with her own tired holler. She is grinning widely by the time both woman and machine become quiet again, sliding to a seat leaning on the foremost arm hub of the vehicle. Her head thuds into the scrap-covered side of her vehicle as she relaxes, seemingly for the night. She murmurs to Curbstomp, and Nala allows her attention to drift away from her host, eyes falling closed for a moment.
Eventually, Nala's stomach overcomes her desire to be sedentary, and she drags herself to the busted-up refrigeration unit to rummage. A few weeks ago, she would have been horrified at the nonchalance she's displaying, but now she just scrabbles through the barren fridge, eventually grabbing a hunk of cured meat, which she at least finds a cleanish spot of countertop to set on before cutting it into two pieces. She stuffs one half into her mouth, and walks over to give the other to Orion, who appears unsurprised by her guest's actions. She grunts in thanks, equally as unceremoniously scarfing her meal. Orion and Nala look at each other for a moment, bleary eyes only half-focused, before Orion pats the spot next to her in invitation.
Against her better judgement and decorum, Nala sits. A nervous voice in the back of her head reasons that surely they've known each other long enough, been through enough together, that it really doesn't mean anything; Orion is just being friendly, Nothing more to it. She keeps her back stiff, away from both the filthy side of the softly snoring car and, critically, Orion's side. She does, however, take the chance to look at her host.
Orion is worlds from her usual self, like this - she seems smaller, somehow, bravado and aggression stripped away, leaving a quiet domestic weariness in its place. Her perpetually grease-stained skin is bruised and scratched, unnoticed blood trails staining its tan surface. One of Curbstomp's arms has flopped onto Orion's lap, and she's laid an arm over it, like petting a sleeping cat. Her already scruffy pompadour has begun to finally give up, falling over her face. Her mouth is slightly open, chapped lips parted just so. Without her usual extreme, teeth-baring expressions, her face looks kinder, serene. She has a very nice profile.
"Do you need something or were you just planning on burning a hole into my skull?" Orion's slurred voice makes Nala start guiltily. She scrambles to find an excuse, leaning back even though her study had neither moved nor looked her way.
"Ah! I, um, well… when we got back you sort of.." Nala makes drumming motions even though Orion can't see. "You know. On the car? And then it yelled at you. What, uh, what was that all?" Internally, she hopes the mention of the smuggler's beloved machine will distract the larger woman.
It works, of course, and Orion smiles sleepily, somehow an even prettier expression than her usual borderline-villanous grin.
"Ohhh, yeah, a'course, a'course, that makes sense… well I mean it doesn't, to you, that's why y'asked - anyway. The whole bongos routine, yeah. So y'know how there's all th' guts n' stuff on the inside, but there's the metal frame over it?" her speech is even less coherent than usual, as her tiredness allows her accent to slip through.
"Well, the meat's got nerves in it, for feelin' n' all that, but the metal doesn't. Metal can only translate vibrations n' such, since it aint got nerves. So, when I'm lettin' my girl know im home by knocking on her chassis, it's like tuggin' someone's sleeve. Iss' just how we say hello. Yeh?" she raises her free hand to tap lher knuckles lightly into the metal behind her, and Curbstomp rumbles slightly in response.
"That's fascinating! Sorry to wake you…" Nala genuinely meant it, too - even if she'd asked in a moment of panic, it had been interesting to learn yet another bizarre feature of Orion's amalgamated car. Orion waves her hand.
"S' nothin'. Not really all dozed off yet, no worries at all."
They sit quiet while longer, Nala still stiff as a board and keeping her eyes trained on the ground. Eventually, she leans into the slow breathing of the sedan, bit by bit allowing her weight to rest against its patchworked metal.
Dreadfully, she can feel herself begin to slide ever so slowly toward her companion, who's weight has dented the chassis in slightly. Silently screaming, she tries to fight the shift without sitting up again, tensed nearly to the point of locking joints. The inevitable slide continues, regardless. She scrabbles a subtly as she can, desperate not to further disturb the mechanic next to her. There is a sudden sigh from Orion, and she reaches her arm behind Nala and heavily pulls the small woman against her, and then drops her arm again.She grumbles a single sentence before appearing to nod off once more:
"just go to sleep, man."
Nala lies for a moment, stunned, and then finally does as she's told.

NOTES

although to me Orion is very very used to people only ever tolerating her, or at most liking her as a work friend - she's probably completely convinced no-one could ever like her personally, let alone find her attractive, so she really would just brush off Nala being so obviously head over heels for her, i think here specifically she knows whats up. she's being #silly with it

Lucky Find

folded in because its long as hell im serious this thing is like 7 pages long

Orion is humming. Orion is humming, looking relaxed as a cat on a sunny windowsill, as if she wasn't currently behind the steering wheel of the most nightmarish riding experience Nala had ever heard of, let alone suffered through. Curbstomp, Orion's half-breed patchwork sedan, was a quiet ride - which is to say it ran so indescribably loudly that the noise overran nearly everything else and faded into a sort of anti-silence, topped off by the ragged huffing of its lungs gulping air.

The once-leather seats are shredded, patched over dozens of times with scraps of fabric - denim, burlap, what looked to be lace for some reason - and in some places the twitching biomechanical innards of the car are visible through large patches of missing stuffing. The entire back half of the Volvo has been completely gutted, the seats swapped out for more storage space and a large geometric lump welded to the bottom of the chassis, which emanates a deep bass rumble. Ligaments and muscles pulse along the walls where ill-fitting panels leave gaps in the lining. Orion's control panel didn't fare much better; Nala couldn't even begin to guess the purpose of the coils of veins, exposed wires, and pipes tangled around the thing led to or from, even ignoring the mess of switches and dials spreading like an infection from the base of the steering handles.

God knows what all the modding did, though, since the damn car had a gait more uneven than the Appalachians, rattling hard enough to jar Nala's teeth out of her head. If it weren't for the sheer speed they were traveling shoving her bodily into the battered seat, she was sure she'd have cracked her skull on the ceiling. Every so often something underneath Nala's feet would go CLANK, but even this didn't seem to faze her driver.

Not even staring out the window could give any respite, the featureless desert and sullen sky offering nothing more than a beige smear as they hurtled along. Nala had fortunately ceased to consciously note each new bruise her tailbone was collecting, having fallen into furiously going over and over the events that led her here.

After their initial discussion, Orion had all but tied her to a chair to interrogate her on her intentions, her boss' intentions, her intentions about her intentions, and so on. By the time the mechanic was satisfied with her answers, the sun had been long gone. Nala, of course, had not had the time to find a place to stay, and Orion's dire warnings about the city's nighttime attitude to newcomers did not inspire her confidence in finding one. Orion had rolled her eyes at the diminutive woman and gestured at her horribly ratty apartment, halved in size by the hulking shape of Curbstomp curled inside the building - a measure Orion insisted was for safety, despite her obvious fondness for her vehicle. Nala had eventually drifted off in the farthest corner from the horrible meaty smell of the car and its gangly sprawled arms, listening to the scrapes and scuffles of Orion checking up on its vascular and nervous systems.

She had been hollered awake by Orion practically yanking her upright to drag her out the door, looking for all the world as if she hadn't slept at all. The rest of the morning had been blurred - a small demonstration of the bone-snapping contortions Curbstomp performed to get out of the tiny apartment door; a stop at a local shop for bagels and a strange electric green drink Orion only called ‘goodmorning juice' that Nala had been too nervous to try; and a pause in a condemned building where Orion hung out of the driver's side window to share a whispered conversation with a shadowed figure. Somehow, Nala'd ended up stuck in the six-legged death trap being carried along on whatever errand Orion had been given. Hurrah.

Her increasingly annoyed circle of thoughts is interrupted by a deafening howl somewhere between a foghorn and a screaming elk. It seems to be some sort of message from Curbstomp, as Orion jerks upright in her seat, suddenly alert and focused on the desert ahead. Her eyes narrow, the only warning Nala gets before she yanks back on the steering handle, sending Curbstomp into a skidding six-handed stop, augmented claws digging into the sand. An undignified yelp does nothing to save Nala from clipping her chin on the dash, narrowly missing a sharp melted edge where plastic had been hastily re-fitted. Sitting back up, she shoots Orion a glare that goes completely unnoticed as the smuggler practically leans against the windshield, gazing intently at something beneath them. She whistles a low tone, guiding the car into a crouch.

"I've seen worse corpses running the streets, tell ya what…" Orion seems to have forgotten her passenger entirely, thick drawling accent sneaking into her speech as she mumbles to herself.

"She's still twitching, too. What kind'o beast took her, angel's iron says it was a biggun." The nose of the car has lowered enough for Nala to see the cause of Orion's strange behavior, and she cranes her head to look.

It's a wreck, and a fresh one too. The car model is small and sleek, and the eight slender legs splayed across the bloodied sand would have been beautiful, before they were snapped and twisted in the crash. One of the arms is still moving, weakly groping at the air as if to somehow gain purchase and escape. The chassis itself withstood the fall well, but there is a gaping hole in the underbelly, spilling gore and electric cabling onto the dunes. The opening almost seems like it had been ripped open or even exploded from the inside, ragged edges of rent metal shining wetly in the dull sunlight.

Horribly, Orion has clambered down over Curbstomp's folded arms and is poking around in the oil and blood-soaked dust. Nala begins to settle back into her seat, hoping to take the respite to nap, but Orion dashes her hope with a holler:

"Ay, there's a tarp in the back! You can just drag it over here." Nala drags a hand down her face and sighs, but wrestles the requested tarp - mysteriously intact among the ruins of most of Orion's possessions - over to where Orion stands at the edge of the pool of oil leaking from the main body. She grins at Nala.

"Look at this creature, eh? She's gotta be nine-tenths custom job, hoo-wee!" she is, mind-bogglingly, delighted by the carnage, and to Nala's horror, turns and crawls into the blast hole, voice muffled as she keeps talking.

"You cool grabbin stuff? Just put anything I give you onto the tarp, ‘K?"

Nala is busy gagging at the rotten salt smell of the gasoline and blood, and her silence is apparently taken as affirmation. Soon, a dripping chunk of viscera and piping comes sailing out of the torn metal, and Nala makes a disgusted squeak before depositing the thing quickly onto the tarp and away from herself. She thinks despairingly that she'll never take a paper towel for granted again, grimacing down at her slimy hands.

A long while later, the work continues. Nala stands awkwardly by the hollowed-out husk, nervously watching Orion's worn and soot-spattered boots stuck out from its innards. Various clunks and grinding sounds emanate from deep in the twisted metal, and now and then a we squelch as well. She can hear Orion muttering, a constant stream of half-formed words and expletives, punctuated by grunts and hisses. Whatever mysterious tinkering the belligerent woman is up to, it seems to be going well, as she suddenly shimmies out of the car's guts and turns to Nala, a wide and satisfied grin spread across her oil-smeared face. She holds up…something, a gory mess of pistons and veins, still twitching slightly.

"Look at the condition of this thing! Whoever ran this poor girl into the dirt sure took some pretty nasty shortcuts." She points at a line of jagged ridges running through the mass.

"See how sharp the teeth are? That'll get you phenomenal purchase, but without a specialty casing it also tears the hell out of whatever's around it. Plenty of folks would kill for an engine that can withstand these guys." she sidles over to her bag, spread out with tools and spare parts, plopping the bloody contraption onto a pile of similarly disgusting pieces. She gestures at Nala.

"Take a look! We got some real interestingly laid out guts in there. I'd'a loved to see her running. She must have been a hurricane on claws." gingerly, Nala pokes her face past the torn chassis, and blinks at the dim interior, lined with snapped studs and oozing flesh. Orion leans over her, point at a particularly wriggly section of the corpse.

"See that? That brain's been totally rewired! I bet it can't even run without twice the power input of its model. Can't even imagine how they managed DIY work this slick."

Nala pulls back quickly, wrinkling her nose. "Is that why you dragged me out here? Scavenging?" Orion's eyebrows shoot up.

"Scavenging? Cer-tain-ly not, ma'am!" She gestures widely.

"Had to keep you outta trouble. Anyhoo! somebody brought this masterpiece down and then didn't take anything. This is a veritable miracle!" Orion pauses, then, expression suddenly serious again, ears to the empty desert around them.

"Ahh, maybe they just hadn't had time. That's our bell! shame." She trots unhurriedly over to her spoils, the mountain of meat and metal at this point nearly as high as her stomach.

"Look at all'a this. That there is 8 months rent on bargain price. Could ‘ave been 10, but we gotta get along." Nala blinks.

"Wh- huh? leave? How do you know?" Orion tilts her head, holding up a finger.

"I hear someone comin'. Big feet, too.''

She cracks her back, large arms stretched up over her head nearly black with grease from the elbow down, and then ties the edges of the tarp over top of the pile and hoists the whole thing over her shoulder. She nods her head to Curbstomp, and clambers one-handed over the car's settled arms as they shift to lift her up, wrestling her bloody bundle into the back. Nala herself scrabbles back up to her seat and stares anxiously out into the desert, searching for the phantom threat Orion had promised.

Nala could feel it too, now, the deep rumble warning of some far-off threat coming closer. Curbstomp whines quietly, whether in anticipation or fear she can't tell. She frowns at Orion as the large woman lays her hands on the steering handles. She only offers an amused grin to Nala's worry, and deliberately takes her time starting up the engine as the sound roars ever closer.

Finally, Orion adjusts her mirror, and her smug look widens into a half-snarl-half-smile.

"There she is!" Craning to look through the mirror as well, Nala can see a puff of dust -or smoke?- far behind them, punctuated by a pair of sun bright headlights. They both stare at the approaching cloud for a moment, and then Orion yanks down a couple of switch handles and Curbstomp begins to growl.

The entire metal frame of the sedan begins to vibrate as a whirring mechanical yowl builds somewhere in its guts, long clawed fingers digging into the sand as it shifts into an odd position - leaning back on two arms and four stretched out ahead. The gas pedal audibly clatters when Orion slams her foot down, and Nala's head is whipped back so hard she blacks out momentarily.

Nala isn't one for measuring speeds, but she'd guess that whatever awful little contraption Orion had engaged had more than doubled their speed, rumble suddenly fading behind them. Curiously, the engine was quieter than at slower speeds, the thrumming tendons having settled into a smooth purr and heartbeat. She blinks, and looks through the back window, seeing the mystery pursuer shrinking at a stomach-churning pace. She turns to Orion, who's wiping up the smears of filth her disgusting hands had left on the controls, apparently trusting her sedan to keep them going.

"You could do this the whole time? Why were we so slow before?" Orion makes a face. "Not for long, she can't. Curbstomp wasn't built for this type of hardware, n' there's only so much I can jerry-rig. We'll slow once it's safe."

"But it's so comfortable this way!" Nala whines, adrenaline keeping her from considering her rudeness. Orion snorts.

"Catch a nap now then, your highness. I'm sure the breaks will wake you up when ya need to." Nala doesn't dignify that particular jab with a response, but it doesn't seem as though her nutjob companion meant any harm.

Curbstomp streaks across the desert, leaving whatever was after them to choke on fumes. Neither woman speaks, either to complain or start another argument, and the car's deep, even breathing seems to indicate safety. Orion hums as she cleans, and Nala can't say she feels otherwise, herself.

NOTES

i'm still damn proud of this one but i will say - even though it happens literally the second day they know each other im not sure how much i like the opposition in it. makes sense, but also seems a little unfair to paint Nala as someone who assumes nasty stuff about someone who saved her life? who knows who knows. wish i could still crank out a piece like this in one sitting. man. would re-do the ending if i could though it feels very rough.